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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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