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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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