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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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