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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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