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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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