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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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