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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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