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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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