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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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