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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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