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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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