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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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