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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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