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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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