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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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