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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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