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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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