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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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