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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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