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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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