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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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