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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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