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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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