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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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