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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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