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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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