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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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