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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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