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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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