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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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