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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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