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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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