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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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