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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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