Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.