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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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