Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.