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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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