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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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