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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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