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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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