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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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