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Pet death
My
mother-in-law
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Luke Skywalker
eaten by
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a pufferfish 🐡
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
a turkey 🦃
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a cow 🐮
a hippo 🦛
a tiger 🐯
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