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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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