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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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