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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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