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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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