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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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