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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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