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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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