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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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