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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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