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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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