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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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