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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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