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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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