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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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