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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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