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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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