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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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