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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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