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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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