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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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