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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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