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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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