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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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