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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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