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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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