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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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