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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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