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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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