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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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