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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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